Hell Date: “The Couple that gets Shot Together…”

Well here we go…

For the purposes of THIS SADventure… We will call this walking nightmare

“Judy”

I went to High School with this particular young lady who was always a bit… “eccentric” (to say the least) and anyone who knows me will tell you that you actually LOOSE points for being 90 percent of the women I knew from high school (thats another story.) Back then She lost a few MORE points for being a Non driver and a few extra for staying in the hood … however she’s the only woman I’d ever met who has the same changing Hazel Green Eye color that I have, and being the Sucker for eyes / Self loving person I am i said…

“Pfft What have I got to loose?” right?…

Just so happened MY LIFE was an optional answer to that question…

Late one night I was WIDE AWAKE, Hungry and Bored (as usual even to this day.) Judy and I began to have a minor conversation about absolute nothing so we decide to go grab some food. (I might make a vid with more details by the way but thats not important now.)

She informs me that she lives in a house across the street from the parking lot of a school (this will be important later kids.) On the way to her house she keeps clicking over and coming back all frustrated… yep RED FLAG… but i decided not to read to much into it and I pick her up.

Upon arriving to her house she tells me that she got off the phone with her ex boyfriend, he’s jealous AND angry that she’s going out with another guy. So… there are red flags… and then theres Jesus stepping onto the field and personally calling the game… but against better judgement, I STILL took Judy with me.

(Mind you while we’re out she keeps ignoring calls, picking up and hanging up… yeah… all of you KNOW whats coming…)

We get back to her house as someone drives past at Will Smith/Ludacris “2 miles an hour so every body sees you” speed.

Her Eyes get full moon wide and she starts freaking out

“oh my God thats him thats him oh my god”

now… me being the gentleman that I am, I did what any self respecting kind hearted young red blooded American would do… I sprung into action like a Bad ass and said

“Yup… Its been real… get out”

(aww don’t act surprised I haven’t seen that chick since HS and she just used me to make some other dude mad!)

So she refuses to get out, afraid of what this guys going to do because apparently he’s “kind of crazy” which… with how she’s been acting… understandable… but still not good for ME.

the guy pulls into the parking lot across from the school with his lights on, facing my car… and sits there as she proceeds to freak out… thats when he gets out of the car… pops his trunk and gets back in his car…

Now I have 2 choices here… because clearly I never want to see this young lady ever again in my life at this point (and I never have again If i’m not mistaken)

A: Take off with her in the car and risk this guy following me home with her FOR her

B: Kick this insane chick out of the car and hope that the two kill eachother…

so the guy drives off but then proceeds to drive around the block with all of his windows down… SHE doesn’t want to get killed so tries to make me pull off… when he reached the end of the block, i reached over pushed the door open and politely suggested…

“Get your crazy ass the FUCK out of my car”

she runs into the house as he begins to make his second pass at the top of her block… her running in caused him to stop at the top of the block and go BACK around… thats when i decided to pull off…

it should be noted that he attempted to follow me… however thank GOD that was the car I use to street race in and.. well he spent all his money on weapons and not anything vehicle related b/c I made it away… call me a coward if you want… but uhm… she wasn’t worth dying for…

gee… I wonder what ever happened to Judy…

Nah… no I don’t

Over-All-Bad rating:

8.5

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